Easy amusement
Pay for Tesco Value wind-up radio at self service tills and walk out with it, not realising it has security beacon-thingy in it (the alarms went off but I didn't realise it was me).

Unpack Tesco Value wind-up radio, discover security beacon-thingy and realise it WAS you that set alarms off.

Hide security beacon-thingy in the lining of managers coat that they left unattended for twenty minutes whilst at lunch.

Listen to manager moan daily that "I swear, every time I walk in or out of a store, the alarm goes off"!.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my pal the joiner...
carries a security tag in his wallet just for "shits and giggles", seeing as it makes the alarm go off as he enters the store. every time he makes up a new gag about a metal plate in his cock/arse/head/foot etc.

how simple things amuse simple minds, including mine...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)