Excuse me.....
.....but that's 'slack jawed, non-suit wearing monkeys' with an IQ considerably bigger than yours, thank you very much! :-)

Personally, I love it when they give me a 10 minute microscopically detailed breakdown of everything that happened and all the myriad things they tried before crawling sobbing to my door: I then press 1 thing (usually the power switch on the back, or the battery retaining clip on the bottom, or the floppy disk eject button, or swap the mouse and keyboard ps2 plugs etc), and walk away like a smug fucking genius while the owner of said hardware feels like the sort of retard dump dwelling lowlife that eats roadkill and smears excrement on the wall.

Lovely. Apologies for enormity of sentences and lack of paragraphs.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 29 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)