Don't put a bag of potatoes in a cupboard you never use.
Cos 2 months later when you wonder what's in that cupboard, the potatoes will be crawling with maggots........*shudders*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Furthermore...
Don't let a bag of carrots fall off the back of a pull-out larder thingy. By the time you realise where the smell's coming from, it will have turned into a bag of putrid black liquid.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

How odd.
I've left potatoes in cupboards before. I think if you don't introduce any flies, they just sprout. And sprout....and sprout...and sprout..
(django0909, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

And who likes sprouts?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Me
I like sprouts.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)