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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Corpse Gardening
Have a spare corpse in the lounge,but not sure what to do with it? Ta Daa! Problem solved!

1)Hollow it out
2) Fill with sand. I find good quality sheep manure works best
3) Punch holes in corpse
4) Insert some seeds in holes. Nothing with complicated root systems.
5) Pour water in mouth
6) watch, wait and enjoy.

My corpse has a fully automated watering system discreetly rigged through the arsehole. It looks mint.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:54, Reply)

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