Office tip
If you don't really like your job, dont bother getting another one - get an unusual instrument such as a hang drum or a contrabass saxophone and go busking. People will give you money just because they've never seen one, even if you're shit!
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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i may well try the hairy banjo, up the high street
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Office tip
Ingenious! I just went outside and offered private lessons playing the purple oboe. I feel a new business opertunity is a foot, well an oboe actually.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:28, Reply)