Ladies - getting ready to go out?
Can't decide what to wear and think you might need to bother your partner whilst he's watching the footy? Simply try an item on, think back to when you first bought it and ask yourself 3 simple questions. Did you like it then? "Yes". Did it look good on you? "Yes". Did it make you look fat? "Of course not, that's why you bought it in the first place". Problem solved: proceed with dressing.
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Four questions...
"Have I got married since I bought it?"

May nullify answer to question three.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Re: question 4
True.
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Question Five -
'Have I piled on 20 pounds of lard over my hips since then?'

and Q6 -
'Is he in fact going to stop watching footy and come out with me anyway?'
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Oops - that sounds a little bitter!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Scooter -
you realise this is what I hear when reading your name?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

San Francisco
Hey man, my own theme music. That's like, way cool.
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 23:33, Reply)