dont,
after cafeful consideration dont do the following things:

1.dont try and trim your nails in a pencil sharpener

2.blow cigar smoke out your nose

3.buy a reanult clio

4.forget to check for toilet paper before going for a shit

5.plan on pusing your shopping home in a trolley whithout checking that it dosnent have a anti theft wheel lock on it

6.set fire to a full lighter

7.drink 6 cans in less than 4 minuates whilst on 2 kinds of antibiotics on an empty stomach.

8.try and fill your stomach afterwards

9.mix typing answers on b3ta and severe dislexia

10.google meat spin

11.let your drunken flatmate run down one of hulls busyest streets on a friday night with no shirt on whilst weilding a unshethed 36" kantana sword

12.leave anything un-nailed down whilst hosting a party

13.try and skatebord on an office chair

14.accpet "i DOUBLE dare you" as a legaly binding contract

15.pick fights with builders

16.walk in the snow in tennis shoes

17.attept to watch daytime tv without drugs/alcohol

18.try and chat up a lesbian unless you are a woman

19.try and run over pigeons and expect your passengers to be understanding

20.get the muncies in the agonising period of time between when the local take aways shut and the breakfast cafe's open

i have done these things so you might not have to. tke heed b3ta
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 18:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've done 1,10,17,18, and 20.
number one is bad. really bad
(sofadweller the hamster had it coming, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)