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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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my top tipssuffering from the runs after a heavy night drinking and unable to control your bowel? - fashion a nappie out of a plastic carrier bag to wear in the shower in case you have an accident. This will make you avoid having to stand in your own watery-based turd.
Some drunken old cock shouting at you for "stealing my chair"? - punch him in the cock.
(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 10:23, Reply)
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