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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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if you have to assassinate a former Russian Spy:remember to carefully leave a trail of radioactive toxins across England, as if you kept the stuff in a leaky fucking carrier bag, just so the good ol' gullible british Bobby can follow it and feel useful.
If you like, make a trail the whole way to the fucking Kremlin then sit back and watch hilarious incompetence ensue.
(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 10:55, Reply)
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