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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Safety firstWant to avoid getting run-over whilst crossing the road?
simply steal an owl egg and raise the baby owl to hoot once when it sees a car approaching and twice when it is clear to cross.
Then, fashion a klu klux klan-style hood out of leather and super glue the owls feet to the top of it. Make sure you put this on whenever you leave the house.
VOILA - you are now safe from becoming just another motoring statistic.
(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:17, Reply)
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