Beelieve it!
Ever wanted a small Bee as your pet?
Realised that it will probably fly away when you go out on walks?
Wondering how you will keep the pesky little critter under wraps?

Well I have a solution for you!
Capture one Bee and pop him/her into a jar that you can seal up, put said jar into the fridge for about 15 minutes so that bee can chill out and stop trying to fly away.
Take your Bee out of the fridge, open the jar and tie a small piece of sewing thread around the little stinging bastard and hey presto! Your Bee is on a leash so it can't bugger off and you can have fun being its master and flying it around!

(Please note: if you tie the thread too tight you might chop your bee in half, this would be sad, so watch out)

Thank you and goodnight!
(Rt Hon Quargflax, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 3:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Been watching
CKY?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, Reply)

OUCH
YOU BASTARD WITH THE LIES! IT CAN STILL FUCKING STING YOU! OW OW OW OWWW!
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:31, Reply)

Put the piece of string
on a stick, so it can't reach your hand, kind of like a living medieval flail.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 23 May 2010, 8:07, Reply)