Men
If you dress up as a woman for some hilarious reason, don't look in the mirror. You will instantly fall in love with your reflection (we are attracted to partners who often look just like us) and spend the rest of your life trying to achieve that same rush of attraction whilst ruining your marriage and ensuring your children get the very best bullying at their local school when pictures of you dressed in New Looks finest start getting texted everywhere.
(bonjelafiend, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 22:30, Reply)