Bottled Water Cannons!
Vive la resistance!

To further your domination of your local suburb/backyard/flat, simply go down to the corner store and purchase a tapered garden hose nozzle, and said garden hose/attachments if you for whatever reason don't have them... Also grab a plastic bottle of coke/sprite/fanta on your way out. The bigger/heavier the better :D

Now you have your ingredients, here are the steps in order of least to awesomest:

1. Set up hose, nozzle.
2. Drink your caffeine-laden, fizzy beverage and burp loudly. Or not, this step is entirely optional.
3. Take end of bottle and insert firmly over nozzle.
4. Turn tap on. Thought is divided on this subject as to whether a heavy or light stream of water makes any difference.
5. Hold bottle onto nozzle for dear life.
6. When physically unable to continue step 5, point bottle in direction of intended target and allow it to escape the violating nozzle.

If all goes well and your tiny muscles have managed to perform said manly feat of power and prowess, you should have just bombarded your target with watery and/or fizzy death. Be proud.

Other ideas: use multiple garden hoses with plenty of ammunition. Send a 6 gun salute in the direction of your local greenhouse. Or, have cannon duels. The possibilities are limitless.
(satellite blows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:42, Reply)