From Marc (with a c)
today i will dispense free advice like a chemist giving out free drugs.

1) ginger nut biscuits do not double as car tyres

2) a penguin is not a small fish

3) fried eggs go in sandwiches well

4) a drop of vinegar will sting if you put it on the end of your penis

5) do not advertise your house party on myspace, its dangerous

6) microwaves are not small mammal cages

7) carla crab, i dont want a small crustacean, i want a taxi

8) sticking pins in your body is called acupuncture

9) jews are not the enemy, they are just plain evil

10) reading heat magazine may cause brain damage and in extreme cases death
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:42, Reply)