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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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...and Furthermore!When cutting a piece of pork pie for your dinner, place the remainder of the pie back in the fridge where the dog can't get at it.
Otherwise you may end up
a) Falsely chastising your son for eating three-quarters of a pork pie in 30 seconds
b) cleaning up the resultant dog-vomit because your thieving pet whippet ate 3/4s of a pork pie in 30 seconds
c) Thoroughly ruining everyone else's lunch by smelling of regurgitated pork pie for the rest of the day.
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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 15:24,
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