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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Committed a crime? Need to get off?Simple. Just buy a 'delicious' prawn deli sandwich from Ainsley's bakery (preferably the one on Manor Road, Leeds city centre). Then inspect the 'food' for the INEVITABLE hair (oft baked right into the bread) and place at the scene of the crime. Et voila! DNA which doesn't match yours.
I wouldn't eat the sandwich though. Fucking dirty bastards.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 17:57, Reply)
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