AS someonewho doesn't want to be seen as a twat by all around you at a busy club bar (and potentially opening yourself up to getting clocked by a burly gorilla in the same establishment)
Instead of leaning forwards and yelling your order at a bar person while waving the biggest denomination note you have in your wallet in front of their bored disinterested eyes as they sweep by to see the rightful next customer, instead quietly indicate with a discreet point who *is* actually next and after 2 or 3 goes the bar person recognises you for being honest and jumps you up the legitimate order because you aren't being an offensive boorish twat.

This works.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:44, Reply)