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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Never failsIf you find yourself playing with your genitalia at inappropriate moments (as you're exchanging rings with your new bride, chatting with the Pope or when being questioned by the police about that incident with the jar of vaseline at the Beyonce gig), then a simple remedy is to place one's todger on a firm surface and smack it repeatedly with a steak tenderiser.
I can personally attest to this method's effectiveness.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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