Toilet attendants
You creepy bastards are the bane of my life. I've already spent half my week's wages on the drinks in this place. I will not be giving you a quid for the 'privilege' of having you listen to me piss them out again.

I can wash my own hands, thanks, I'm not 2 years old. I have no need of cheap hairspray, knock-off perfume from the market or a Chupa Chups lolly either. Just fuck off.

Why not try getting a more respected job, like 'charity mugger' or 'traffic warden'?
(pandora peroxide thinks it's a blocker, master! on, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 10:58, Reply)