You should definitely know this.
If you place a slice of bologna on the hood of someone's car on a sunny day, it'll eat the paint off in a nice, neat circle. It's always fun to make holes in the shape of eyes and a smiley face, though, so your victim will smile every time he sees the big patch of missing paint on his car.

Almost.
(Mademoiselle Dustman picked a bouquet of oopsie daisies for you on, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 3:06, Reply)