Got a half-finished bowl of chunky soup to wash up?
Torn between the sink and the bin for disposal?
Don't pissarse around straining the bits out with a fork, just chuck the lot down the toilet. Quick and easy, and anyone nosy listening in will think you have a really runny backside.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that's actually a really good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I know, I surprised myself.
Apparently I don't always talk bollocks.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:35, Reply)

also works if you're making stew when you're pissed
and it goes tits up. toilets are very forgiving.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)