Got the shits?
If so, be very careful when reaching for the Kaolin & Morphine in the depths of the night!

You might just pick up the almost identical bottle of Calamine Lotion by mistake!! It tastes foul honest!
( Vambo, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 7:39, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

however
rubbing Kaolin & morphine on your spots will probably be quite successful in drying them up
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Would it work for mozzie bites too?
( Vambo, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

No
under no circumstances try it on mozzie bites. It will cause your spleen to fisticulate.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)

and dont have the
bleach toilet wipes box next to the moist toilet tissue wipes box .
In the dark it can make your sensitive bits burn savagely
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:12, Reply)