Thanks bloke at the hardware store!
Bought a leaf vacuum and blown it up by sucking in rocks, then gone to the shop and tried to return it only to be told: "You must be fucking kidding, you blew that up yourself because you're an idiot and you don't even have a receipt so piss off immediately"?
No problem!
Just buy another one exactly the same, swap the engine bit in the middle over, then return your 90 per cent brand new machine to the store for an instant refund.
Many thanks to the very helpful man at my local hardware supermarket who clearly doesn't give a shit about his bosses profits.
( difficultchild, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:53, Reply)