sex tip 2 (re cornish_breeze)
"Never ever believe that it is ok to poke a finger up your hubbys ass to encourage climax.
One it makes him jump 2 feet in the air,
Two it makes you look a pervert"

Is that all? tell the poor sod Know in advance , and dont do it without being gentle!

An ex of mine had decided she wanted kiddies, ( nice if i`d been told) had spoken to one of her nursey friends and had this great idea if she pushed very hard on the prostate she could get a weeks worth and increase her chances of conception. On the vinegar bits I got a finger up my bum, pulled out in shock, the finger went right up and did something, the button was hit. she got tadpoles everywhere, I didnt know I could be that voluminous or projectile, she got it in her eyes, not funny and the bedroom stank of semen even after cleaning up at 3am and her parents were picking us up next morning, all I could smell was mine and it was strong what a great night, "smells like you had an orgy in here"

Ladies warn your man, do it gently or dont bother. If you do it properly with CORRECT timing and no long fingernails it is a very different experience, really almost quite nice but not without a a funny feeling of somehow not rightness for most of us blokes.


( that links to cleaning up spillages, but a spoon is no use when when it is up the plush bedhead or in her eyes)
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:01, Reply)