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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Want to severely scar someone?Insert two razor blades into a stanley knife, and separate them with a matchstick tucked between them. Attack your target rigorously.
The cuts will be so close together that any attempt at the hospital to sew a cut up will not work, due to the other cut being right next to it. End result will be two great big wounds that all manner of infections can get to.
I'm always surprised that when someone initially gave me this top tip, I managed to keep nodding without being frightened for my life.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:44, Reply)
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