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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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DiffuserAvoid the embarrassment of parping loudly whilst sat on the toilet at your in-laws or equivalent by placing a wad of toilet paper over your anus when you feel a rasper on the way. This will diffuse the sound and transform the otherwise bowl rattling emission into a meek huff.
Takes the fun out of it of course but it's better than letting your partner's folks know that you would ever do something so coarse as farting. After all, as we all know, every time an adult farts somewhere in the world an orphanage burns to the ground.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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