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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Worried your girlfriend might leave you?Simply stick nicotine patches to her back every night when she falls asleep, peeling them off again just before dawn.
If she does leave, she'll be on your doorstep shaking and begging to come back within three days, guaranteed*
* Or she'll start smoking enough to make Peggy Mitchell blush...
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)
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