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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Completely off topic, but some (not so useful) advice:Applied for a job at a pub before i got the current job, not entirely sober at the time...
"Do you have any jobsh going pleasssshhhhhhhe *burp*?"
"Er... Yeah..."
"Whatshhha pay like 'ere?"
"... £5.40 per hour..."
"Can i jushhhht get a couple of pintsh per hour?"
".... No. Sorry, i er... The job just got taken..."
Moral? Never apply for jobs by basically admitting to alcoholicism. (sp?)
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:58, Reply)
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