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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Prevent monsters from sleeping under your bed by sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Additionally avoid them climbing out of your closet at night by dumping your closet and keeping all your clothes in a pile on the floor instead. For extra protection build a wall with all your stuff around your mattress.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I am 33 and have not ever been attacked by monsters so I can definitely attest to the sheer effectiveness of these tips.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
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