General Police Advice
When stopped by an officer of the law in your vehicle of choice, do not respond with the following phrases:

"You'll never catch me alive Copper!"
"You want me to kiss your what?"
"Is this where you get your cock out and ask me to blow in it?"
"I can't hear you over my stereophonic device, cuntholio"
"Was that a sentence or were you stringing random words together?"
"Computer says no...."
"Does your mum know you're out?"

etc.

Thanks to the magistrates court services for pointing these out to me.
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 18:30, Reply)