Don't have anything original to say?
Why not take a pop at someone popular on the boards? Legless seems to be flavour of the month, but why stop there - I'm sure you can think of other individuals infinitely more talented than yourselves to randomly flame. After all, it saves you having to think of an interesting story. And it saves us having to read your worthless drivel.

Seriously, it stopped being original 3 QOTW's ago. It's now just fucking boring
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Hear hear
There are a lot of whining little shits who waste no time in flaming popular posters to say "your story is shit", but who have contributed fuck all to the general entertainingness of this website which makes it such a pleasure to read.

The vast majority of these idiots seem unable to spell or punctuate, let alone write anything worth reading.

If you are reading this and feeling a twinge of self-recognition then please do us all a favour and self-immolate.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 11:50, Reply)