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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Pagans/Wiccans/naturists.When dancing naked around the fire in the woods/nudist beach; please be sure to only be really fit women, as the sight of 50yo hippies prancing about nekkid is unholy and wrong, in all the wrong ways.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:19,
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On holiday in Croatia this yearMy kids were delighted to hear that there was nudist bathing just along the coast from our hotel. I was cajoled into hiring a pedalo to ahem 'get some sea air'.
Imagine their disappointment when they discovered that the beach was inhabited solely by pot-bellied, middle-aged German men and their saggy-titted, cellulite-ridden, mahogany-coloured wives.
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