Likewise at Stratford
for the Jubilee Line when:

1 - the only train sat on one of the three platforms is "OUT OF SERVICE"
2 - the next train is due to depart in 18 minutes
3 - it's 8.30am on a weekday

Bastards

Incidentally having had plenty of opportunity whilst waiting for underground trains, I've timed some compared to the electronic boards:

1 Jubilee Line "minute" = 1 real minute, 42 seconds on average

1 Central Line "minute" = 2 real minutes, 5 seconds on average
( dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:31, Reply)