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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Our group seminar speech on paradigms, as freshers:
Went like this:

"Hello. I'm L and this is V. And we're going to be talking to you about paradigms. Actually, I don't really know that much about it. But I do know a lot about cake..." *produces cake* "Now, paradigmatic analysis involves breaking down the whole thing into many parts. Like so." *cuts cake*

..."Now, would you like to hear the rest, or have some delicious cake? Yeah, that's what we figured. Thank you for listening!" *hands out cake and sits down*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:33, 3 replies)
what kind of cake?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:01, closed)
If anyone offers you cake you should tell them to fuck off

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:30, closed)
Excellent idea
I think you've just written my last lecture for me!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:16, closed)

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