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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Computer college 'Outward bounds training course'
Aged 17 I found myself in a YTS based computer training scheme. The government basically paid us £28.50 a week to go and get qualified in all sorts of computer related skills. This was absolutely fantastic for me and was something akin to a sex addict getting paid to wank themselves silly each day. I was in heaven.

1/2 way through the 2 year course and the bright spark manager decides we all need to go on a Team Building excersise to build up our character. 30 of us all pile into a coach and get driven to a hotel into the middle of some godforsaken forest in Yorkshire to do physical stuff.

At the end of one day of orienteering or some other stupid and pointless excersise my room mate Craig and I went for a shower in my cousin Joanne's room (who was also on the course) as our room didn't have one. Craig was going out with Joanne at the time so they were chilling out on the bed together as I was showering. I guess they didn't expect how quick I'd be as after a quick rinse I opened the door to find them hastily getting dressed.

"Did you just fuck my cousin as I was showering in her bathroom?"

*embarrased silence*

"Why would you *do* that?"

*embarrased silence*

One the way back to our room Craig proudly admitted that he'd managed to finish the job though. Bet Joanne was overjoyed.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:54, 10 replies)

"Because she's my girlfriend"
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, closed)
Risking being caught by your cousin though?
That's just cutting it a bit too fine.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:34, closed)
She wanted you to join in
Dirty bitch
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:46, closed)
That only really applies
If you're Welsh.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:50, closed)
She was cute too
She's dead now though.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)
I love
a happy ending.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:24, closed)
I didn't kill her or anything.
It was multiple organ failure.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:35, closed)
I read that as "multiple orgasm failure"
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, closed)
So your story is
"My cousin's a slapper"?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:59, closed)
You've been looking after AB's dog for tooooo long Vag.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:37, closed)

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