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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Demolition Training
I was approached by a local chap from one of the religious establishments in my town. He offered me some training in a far off exotic land that consisted of team building exercises, including blowing shit up which sounded great, especially as the work situation isn’t great at the moment!! He even laughed at my youthful enthusiasm, exclaiming that he’d see me next Tuesday for an initial induction.

Now I’ve never worked in demolition before but thought this may be the perfect opportunity to get into it, better still he said the sex was on tap and with Virgins too, 22 to be exact. Now I’m no fool and certainly not one to look a gift horse in the mouth and decided to take him up on the offer as he’d mentioned that I’d only be working one day a year and would have access to enough squidgy to last me a life time, I even get a cool looking vest with loads of pockets, something to do with carrying around the charges to blow up the buildings…I guess.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:07, 5 replies)
He's probably going to try
to sell you a timeshare.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:16, closed)
If he offers to sell you some suntan lotion
I wouldn't bother...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:37, closed)

I thought it was 72 virgins as the going rate... He is ripping you off mate.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:03, closed)
It's an overrated afterlife, it's 72 chubby blokes playing WoW.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:07, closed)
On a positive note
At least they'll have tits.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:52, closed)

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