WELL!
This one time this homeless guy who was with all these lapdancers right with big tits right was all like "I PITY THE FOO' WHO DON'T GIVE ME NO FIVER SUCKA'!" I was like "what?!" and he said there was no way he'd get on no plane.
So I knocked him out with my fists and had sex with all the strippers with their big tits right in this posh hotel on the top floor in their most expensive room on cocaine for five hours on linux. Nobody back at the games workshop believed me until I showed them the PORNO I MADE ROFL!!!!!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:57, 8 replies)

Honda Accord...
FAIL
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:27, closed)

The comedy of repetition
moves in a cycle. It starts off funny, the amusement wanes in the middle, then it starts getting funny again.

If we assume 12 o'clock on the dial to be 'funny', I place this gag firmly at the 6 o'clock mark as of today.

You can do better than this JMG :(
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:23, closed)

I concur with this
it had its moments. now they are gone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:05, closed)

mmm
Well five points for "[sex] for five hours on linux"
( rofl harris, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:48, closed)

JMG is capable of much better than this...
...endless repetition.

Tell /talk I'm off to troll QOTW
Troll QOTW with tired Mr T post
Wait Seven days
Repeat

It's like Friz without the obvious sexual frustration.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56, closed)

Liar :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:10, closed)

Definitely needs moar Honda Accord.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:23, closed)

Glad to see
that our old friend Frank Spencer has returned, albeit under a different user name.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:53, closed)