Like Tom Lehrer, I plan to prolong adolescence beyond all previously known limits and skip straight to senility without having to go through maturity on the way.
I'm sorry* this upsets you so much.

*Not even vaguely sorry
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:04, 3 replies)

Yeah. You're exactly like Lehrer.
Apart from in absolutely every imaginable respect.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:24, closed)

age/ ethnicity/talent/simpsons

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 23:26, closed)

What are your funny songs like?
Are they irredeemably witty yet risqué music hall numbers that tackle sensitive issues of the day?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:35, closed)

He's still a little busy establishing his academic career.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:45, closed)

You really are a massive fucking tragic sperglord.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:19, closed)

^ upset

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 8:59, closed)