Hi there, Gyzzpddl! Still unremittingly dull?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 23:47, 1 reply)

Wait what?
You two don't like each other? That's a shame, I consider you both to be my favourite troll beaters. I reckon that if you two teamed up there would be a lot more cases of the twunts who go around making half-arsed replies like '^upset' all the time being put in their place.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:34, closed)

This isn't The Mock Turtle - it's Gyzzpddl (you may remember him from such stand-out anecdotes as the time he made a noise like a drum). Compare and contrast.

In all fairness, I don't blame him for wishing to become someone else.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:45, closed)

Fucking hell.
That's just sad.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:03, closed)