Haha. Sweet.
Imagine living in a regime so degraded and repressive that it needs to patrol its subjects with armed men in helicopters.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 7:39, 2 replies)

I'm assuming OP is white, as they were in Florida and didn't get immediately murdered.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:13, closed)

... and in which there's no such thing as a doorbell.
Harsh.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:17, closed)

And where cannabis is a 'massive drug'.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:27, closed)

To be fair,
Calpol is MASSIVE DRUGS, on this website.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:59, closed)

It's a gateway drug.
Next thing they're spreading calomine lotion and popping skittles like there's no tomorrow.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 10:10, closed)

Tell me about it.
Only last week, I took some ibuprofen for a headache that would almost certainly have lifted eventually anyway. I was like some kind of animal.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:47, closed)