I got trapped in a lift once
And the creepy IT guy was perving on my tits :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:39, 8 replies)

I once spoke to him at an office party
but he just made a startled nosesnort and ran away. I only wanted to ask where he got star wars t-shirts in such big sizes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:42, closed)

compliance slagging off IT for being creepy?
I thought you were the one with the irony meter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 10:03, closed)

Legal slagging off compliance...etc

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:26, closed)

nah
just swipe slagging off dozer.

but he isn't biting, sadly (unlike his hamster when it gets to the top of his colon, I suspect).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:29, closed)

hey, stop cyber bullying me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:34, closed)

Yeah, soz.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 10:56, closed)

It's my fault; I gave him the web-streaming glasses

( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:32, closed)

perving jizzing
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 21:51, closed)