One year at Glastonbury I encountered a chap offering £5 to anyone who would help him out of his wellington boot, as he was completely stuck fast
Well, I'm never one to turn down a challenge but I had to use a pen-knife in the end and it took about 20 minutes to cut the rubber away from his foot. Oh, and I was dressed like Commander Riker at the time. Great times.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:06, 13 replies)

You dressed up as a strapping big ladies' man with a full beard?
I bet that was as convincing as your Tom Lehrer impersonation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:35, closed)

I am a strapping ladies' man with a full beard
I just put on a Star Trek shirt is all
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:08, closed)

*swoon*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:21, closed)

Looking like Riker by donning a false beard is all fun and games,
But looking like him naturally all the time is the stuff of nightmares.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:22, closed)

I don't want to get all Fairholme Real Life stalker or owt
but you did once try to Facebook befriend me and, in the nicest possible way, you look more like a bumfluffed Steve Buscemi.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:30, closed)

i usually find both of your 'banter' incredibly tiresome
but that did make me chuckle

soz emvee
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)

I should make it clear at this point that I rather like Steve Buscemi.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:55, closed)

Haha no worries, I do look a bit like Steve Buscemi
and when I let my beard grow out I look like a rabbi
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:59, closed)

Would you agree that you're kinda funny lookin'...
...just in a general kinda way?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:34, closed)

I actually went to Fargo a couple of years back
I think I was in agreement with the locals that I am "kinda funny-lookin'".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 15:04, closed)

Ya?
Awesome!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:43, closed)

So tell me:
At any point, did Patrick Stewart show up to belay your orders (yet again)?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:11, closed)

^homoerotic fanfic^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 16:38, closed)