I could never forgive my mother
for always breaking the spaghetti before she cooked it.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 1:16, 1 reply)

I was 15 before I had spaghetti.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:10, closed)

I was 16 before I had
a kebab.

So don't give me your tales of deprivation.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:22, closed)

I remember my first kebab.
I was 17 or 18, and I carried it home and fed it to the dog. I might have been drunk enough to buy it, I wasn't daft enough to eat if.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:17, closed)