There is an argument.
Amazingly for someone who is apparently above the age of 5, you proved it by attempting to argue that there isn't. Any further attempt to deny this will count as barefaced lies.

Anyway, I have enumerated your failings, and pretty much addressed all the points you made, in order. You claim I'm incorrect but don't even have the common decency to provide evidence in support... you simply contradict, with no supporting evidence or reasoning, yet you treat your statements like facts. So, you're at around the middle of the argument pyramid. Which means that you're not outrageously awful, in the grand scheme of things, but you could definitely use some serious improvement.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:24, 1 reply)

Oh dear, yet more waffle and litle thought.
Please tell me what the "Argument" here is then, that started all these posts. Go on. One fact I stated, that someone tried to counterpoint.

Seeing as most of the posts are personal insults, supposition or plain bollocks, I think you'll fail.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:09, closed)

argument
n. an exchange of diverging or opposite views, typically a heated or angry one.

Are you now saying that you entirely agree with everything I have said, or would you say your view is diverging and/or opposite? Either you entirely agree with me (that you're a total fucking idiot), OR you disagree and there is an argument.

Choose wisely, dickface.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:38, closed)

Sigh.
Let me explain, you've missed the point I've been trying to help you with here.

Most "views" here have merely been insults. If you're basing your view of someone on one post, or even replies to meaningless insults and deliberate misunderstandings, then your original view is very much on shaky ground, and you'd be the 'fucking idiot' as you put it.

You certainly can't claim Shambo et al have been even trying to put a serious view across. By their own admission they aren't trying to do that.

It wouldn't say this is an exchange of views at all - more like mud slinging to get a rise form someone. There is a difference you clearly have missed, and your desperation to be taken seriously then results to insults from yourself.

Bravo.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:05, closed)

I'm arguing that you're a fucking idiot.
Do you agree with me?

Three choices here:

1) You agree; you are an idiot, this is concluded with you being an idiot.

2) You disagree; you don't think you're an idiot, therefore we're having an argument. Therefore you're an idiot.

3) You continue replying, using verbal chicanery, making reference to stuff Shambo said as though it in some way undermines what I'm saying, then strut about declaring "I'm not having any arguments with anyone" in order to continue the argument. Which makes you an idiot.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:19, closed)

Is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half-hour?

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:22, closed)

You've wasted five days on it, petal.
Imagine how many colleagues you could have creeped over in that time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:34, closed)

Wasted?
Mere minutes of my life over a few days.
And getting you upset can hardly be called 'wasted'.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:39, closed)

Keep telling yourself that, pervboy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:44, closed)

I don't have to
You seem keen to keep telling me yourself.
Like a bit of shit on my shoe, I can't can't get rid of you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:48, closed)