Welcome to day 5 of the KipperFillets Vs Shambles 'upset-on-the-internet-a-thon'
It's been a long and arduous journey for both hard-hitting competitors. There have been laughs, tears, and unforgivable grammatical errors.

I wish I knew how to set up one of those vote things*, then perhaps we could decide the winner** once and for all before the question closes.

* Or could be arsed to
** Perhaps there should be a 3rd option where they're both losers?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:27, 1 reply)

:-)
Fortunately I'm posting between working, and as I know no-one here and don't have "50 friends on Facebook from here", have nothing to lose.
I can even admit to fiddling with pigs or drop this random anonymous name and lose nothing.

That can't be said of everyone here (although I suspect the pig-fiddling thing possibly could be).
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:09, closed)

The mods might finger dogs' arseholes, but I'm sure we'd all draw the line at piggy fiddling.
Epic reply count, BTW, you must be so proud.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 15:49, closed)

Thanks
Proud? No. Amazed how easy it is to get people wound up, yes.

BTW Where do I go to convert these to Nectar points?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 15:55, closed)

You've posted more in these threads than everybody else put together, liftsniffer.
Bit late to play the Legless 'no i trol u' card, pervo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:02, closed)

You sound rather desperate
If you've resorted to accusing someone of using the "Legless card".

Although, look back at some of the early posts and tell me you think I wasn't taking the piss out of you...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:05, closed)

Awww. The Lift Perv has deleted his Pervo thread.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:20, closed)

As if things magically disappear from the interweb.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:22, closed)

Aww I though I'd get more of a reaction than that.
Some sort of self-proclaimed victory, like "I am Shambolic - hear me roar on a little part of the internet!".

Anyhow, once I realized I couldn't convert the reply count to Nectar points there didn't seem much point.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:26, closed)