Massive drugs
One night I ventured to a grubby student flat to try some massive LSD drugs.
All was going well, a pleasant experience, until I went to the bathroom.
There was no light, other than what the slightly ajar door provided.
I could just make out the black and white chequered floor tiles.
Suddenly, the door closed. Pitch black engulfed me.
Then my eyes adjusted in the moonlight coming through the window and I could make out the chequered floor again.
Unfortunately my drug-addled brain kicked in. What was once a floor was now not quite.
I had fallen through the floor. The tiles now above me like a solid net. Like an optical illusion gone wrong.
Panic set in.
Then the door opened, someone else wanting to use the toilet.
Relief, rescue, reality returning.
Until the rescuer realised that they were disturbing me and politely closed the door.
Pitch black engulfed me.
Then my eyes adjusted in the moonlight coming through the window and I could make out the chequered floor again…
(durtydriscoll, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:37, 15 replies)

Being in grubby places is awful on acid or shrooms
Everything's lovely when you're high, but as you start coming down you can't help but notice how fucking filthy everything is.
(Eukanuba, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:42, closed)

And you can't help but wonder...
...why the fuck they have three fridges in the kitchen, without anything in any of them. And why the doors on all of them have been detached and, wait, come to think of it all the doors in the house have been taken off their hinges.

And then you take another swig of vodka and amble out of the room again to have a conversation with someone in Japanese. You don't speak Japanese, but neither does she, so it's ok.
( gone, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:55, closed)

I was round some place after taking 2ci.
All was well until I got a glass of water from the "kitchen" (single hob on top of a microwave) and the rabbit shit on the floor started moving like ants.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:05, closed)

why was there rabbit shit on the floor???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:29, closed)

Because they had rabbits.
What shat on the floor.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:11, closed)

That's why you should ocd clean everything in sight while you're totally boxed.
Disclaimer: I'm not a medical doctor and this is really terrible advice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, closed)

One of my old lecturers used to always end a party by giving everyone speed at about 4AM.
That way she didn't have to clean up the next day.
( gone, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:35, closed)

Genius.
The only time I took base I ended up going a little doolally on the comedown then didn't sleep for about 5 days.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:38, closed)

I once saw someone snorting a line of base and falling asleep when they got to the end of the line

...you know you've probably had enough when that happens.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:23, closed)

That would
probably make my tribe restart the party
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:56, closed)

Haha. God. Can you imagine being the sort of desperate bellend who refers to his friends as a tribe?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:03, closed)

I bet at least two of them are white folk with dreadlocks.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:28, closed)

Terrible bullying of emvee.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38, closed)

Don't be silly, he doesn't have any friends.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:45, closed)

An excellent point.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:53, closed)