Anybody been trapped in any nice lifts recently?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:43, 11 replies)

I have.
It was lovely until I heard the rattly, nasal breathing behind me that told me I was trapped with the office creep, then I couldn't stop screaming.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:08, closed)

^gay for shambles

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:17, closed)

Obvs

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:22, closed)

The man's a bearded love god.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:40, closed)

It's true.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:56, closed)

You know what they say about love gods...

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:20, closed)

His cock is hard like granite?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23, closed)

Exactly.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:24, closed)

I was pleasantly surprised to find myself standing in Schindler's lift on Saturday
At Geneva Airport. I wasn't trapped though.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:59, closed)

Did you, or anyone else piss in your mouth whilst this happened?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:18, closed)

I almost was.
Was waiting to get on a lift when I saw the angry office sex pest grunting and touching himself as he waited for the lift too, so I hung back. He got on and the lift got stuck for 30 minutes! LOL!

Anyway, to cut a long story short, he ended up pissing in his own mouth for sustenance.
(Frank Snow, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:11, closed)