I'm going to say this right now.
If Shambles isn't having 'like a bastard with a vajazzle' for a sig, I AM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:39, 1 reply)

Get a room you three.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)

^well jelly^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:03, closed)

Course I'm well jell.
I can't have been the only one to notice that her initials are S&M.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, closed)

In her case though it means Sausage and Mash.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:21, closed)

aaaannd
that's coffee out of nose time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:09, closed)

While we're on the subject of sigs
There is something quite pleasing about the word 'squally'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:24, closed)

Ta. There's worse things to be than a shipping forecast.
I've always liked their vocabulary.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:43, closed)