I bummed your mum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:36, 4 replies)

I mummed your bum.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:55, closed)

....but I did not ream your Auntie Bea...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:56, closed)

yeah but your mum bummed me

(Eukanuba, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:15, closed)

I think I bummed your wife
I stuck it in between a couple of rolls of fat and had at it, anyway
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:49, closed)