A treasured moment
I have several pets at my house- the Jack Russell terrorist, the stoned-looking old Siamese cat, the Big Black Fluffy Thing who terrorizes the terrorist, and a cockateil.

This morning as I was having my coffee I looked out the back door and watched the Big Black Fluffy Thing walking across the yard with her customary swagger, as befits the Queen of the Realm.

As she crossed one open stretch a bluejay divebombed her. She leaped about two feet into the air and landed with a WTF face, and was divebombed again. She then abandoned all dignity and ran like hell for the back porch and hid under a chair. The bluejay followed her back and perched on the porch railing and scolded her, being the cheeky little bastard that he was.

I opened the door and launched the Jack Russell, and the bluejay took off in all haste. I let the Big Black Fluffy Thing in and informed her, "You just got told."

I suspect she's still nursing her wounded pride.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 May 2008, 13:22, 7 replies)

easiest way..
Is to right click the picture and do send to, mail recipient. You get a box asking to make the pictures smaller or keep original size. click make smaller and Outlook Express will pop up with the now smaller picture attatched. Drag that back out, and viola you have a scaled down picture for using on here.
(Miggyman, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:29, closed)

^ Eh?
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( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 13:33, closed)

I think
he meant to reply to BGB in the post below this one.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 May 2008, 13:40, closed)

Hehe
Thanks miggyman, even though you posted to the wrong question. I tried it but there was a problem loading outlook express on my computer. It wouldn't work for some reason. Anyway thanks for the tip but I'm past caring now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:50, closed)

"I opened the door and launched the Jack Russell"
not from the end of your foot I trust?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:05, closed)

@ TWW
No, end of penis.


(I'm so so sorry Mr. TRL)
( Cawl, Wed 14 May 2008, 14:16, closed)

Don't have to.
All I need to do is say "Are you gonna get the squirrel?" and she stands at the door and jumps up and down, begging me to open it so she can take off at full speed with her ears trailing behind her as she leaves a contrail.

I did this and she shot out the door at warp speed, causing the bluejay to hastily retreat.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 May 2008, 14:20, closed)